I crack the whip, you play the game
Friday night I went to go see MC Frontalot in Philadelphia and he was very funny. Also ate at this amazing sushi restaurant Zento (website has sound). It has square sushi and I just had to get it with a spicy tuna roll and some miso soup. I must admit it was the best sushi I’ve ever tasted. The problem with the city though is that the place was SUPER tiny and we had to wait to get a table. Parking is also a problem but not because I couldn’t find a place but because it’s just so damn expensive. You could feasibly spend more money on parking then just around the city, what kind of madness is that!
Google is a funny thing
“how to love” 7,930,000
“how to love god” 390,000
“how to love yourself” 201,000
“how to love women” 7,800
“how to love your mom” 3,290
“how to love men” 1,760
“how to love your dad” 5
“how to love star wars” 1
“how to love the internet” 2
“how to love your monkey” 0
“how to love google” 0
This just goes to prove that loving a man, your dad, and Star Wars is easier than loving any women so the internet has a limited knowledge base on these things. Who doesn’t love Star Wars right? Monkeys on the other hand are just lovable no matter how you look at it and if you own one you obviously love it. There was some crazy stuff that people wanted to know how to love on google but no one needs to learn to love google.
That’s the problem with cities. Everything is sooo expensive. Space is at such a premium that you not only have to take your credit card but an extra arm and leg to pay for the crap! I tried trading my first born, one time, but they told me that I couldn’t cover fries at Mickie D’s with that trade!!!
JK, Mike