http://pepptastic.com/blarg/2009/01/09/automatic-flushing-toilets-are-out-to-get-me/ Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:30:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://pepptastic.com/blarg/2009/01/09/automatic-flushing-toilets-are-out-to-get-me/comment-page-1/#comment-22 Dad Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:11:50 +0000 http://pepptastic.com/blarg/?p=97#comment-22 Although you seem to be taking this situation seriously, it is even more serious than you understand. Water splashing out of the toilet is just messy. Imagine if it accidentally flushes with you sitting on the toilet, your ass creating a perfect seal. The powerful vortex of water rushing down the drain will require that air is pulled in to replace the displaced water (it's a law of physics). Your ass could be violently sucked into the toilet and through the sewage system, not unlike a golf ball through a garden hose! Laugh if you will but have you notice any missing co-workers lately? Perhaps this toilet is how they get rid of employees who waste time pondering the meaning of life while on company time. - Food for thought Although you seem to be taking this situation seriously, it is even more serious than you understand. Water splashing out of the toilet is just messy. Imagine if it accidentally flushes with you sitting on the toilet, your ass creating a perfect seal. The powerful vortex of water rushing down the drain will require that air is pulled in to replace the displaced water (it’s a law of physics). Your ass could be violently sucked into the toilet and through the sewage system, not unlike a golf ball through a garden hose! Laugh if you will but have you notice any missing co-workers lately? Perhaps this toilet is how they get rid of employees who waste time pondering the meaning of life while on company time. – Food for thought

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